2MIN IS REAL

purplelephant24: the fly one i can’t breathe

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:36:01 -0400

purplelephant24:

the fly one i can’t breathe

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:34:40 -0400

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

namoos: 14 years old Jonghyun

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:32:59 -0400

namoos:

14 years old Jonghyun

bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:31:48 -0400

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

After 10 seconds: (100+) Tumblr

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:29:48 -0400

After 10 seconds: (100+) Tumblr

After 10 days: (1) Facebook

Plot twist:

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:29:39 -0400

Fangirl: I can

kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:29:34 -0400

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

oestranhomundodek: I swear this is the last one

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:03:16 -0400

oestranhomundodek:

I swear this is the last one

jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:00:40 -0400

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

manda: bugkiss: david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:59:59 -0400

manda:

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

IM SCREAMING

best-of-funny: anywherebuttheelectricchair: fandomblogger: mem...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:59:29 -0400

best-of-funny:

anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what you’re getting yahoo.
this is what you’re getting.

X

iwillfucknepeta: pimpeta-slap: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: pimpeta-slap: Who came up with kissing?...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:58:10 -0400

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

nie-wieder-ritalin: a-fault-in-my-stars: mendthebroken: acid-c...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:57:44 -0400

nie-wieder-ritalin:

a-fault-in-my-stars:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

I wish boys were like this

Yes ^ im so sick of that “friendzone” shit

coloursofaparadox: littlecrythings: pewdiepiefaces: pewdies-sp...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:55:33 -0400

coloursofaparadox:

littlecrythings:

pewdiepiefaces:

pewdies-spookyarmy:

rinandhiskawaiiface:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go

I was not expecting that..

can someone please make this a ringtone for me?

best thing ever

Reblogging again because I choked so hard when I heard this

bandoms-and-fandoms: fuckingintheimpala: theraggedyconsultingde...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:51:45 -0400

bandoms-and-fandoms:

fuckingintheimpala:

theraggedyconsultingdetective:

carryoncastiel:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

iotpeedmypants:

jellyfreak:

mooblob:

misha-bawlins:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO

OMG IT’S BACK

oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS

My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.

I WAS LISTENING TO MU MUSIC REALLY LOUD SO I PAUSED IT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT AND NOW MY MOM IS EVEN MORE CONFUSED WITH THE KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE

IT’S FINALLY BACK THIS IS PERFECT OH MY HOLY BALLS OF SATAN YES

biqq-daddie: httpwwwurl: pooh bear always makes me cry. just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:48:20 -0400

biqq-daddie:

httpwwwurl:

pooh bear always makes me cry.

just look at him

he’s so innocent

and pure

and is always in trouble

its as if the world hates him

but how can you hate such a lovable creature

parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:30:26 -0400

parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what

Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:12:29 -0400

marsloveskpop:

koreanswantmyseoul:

keys-yeobo:

daydreamshinee:

hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints:

loki-isblue:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

relright:

thecouscousqueen:

kenyabenyagurl:

thinksquad:

Announcement coming Monday

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I smell ads coming if this is true

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT

Passing it on while crying

So, Where should we all meet up now?

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:09:09 -0400

Nice try Key

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:08:03 -0400

 Nice try Key